- started wearing men's antiperspirant to activities because i am generally disgusting/undesirable/appalling/out of control. it's the motion-activated, bear grylls-endorsed stuff. i do sweat about 40% less and am generally less reckless smelling, but i also smell like a man/bro.
- skied a sixteen year old boy and got TOO hype 'bout it.
- jammed the fuck out to duran duran on my bike all the way down ashland from west loop to pilsen to bridgeport. gave my peoples a show, y'all! i was only missing the jorts!
- someone that i just started talking to texted me that we should do something. i obviously wanted to do something but i didn't want to appear thirsty, so i couldn't put "we should exclamation point!" but i felt like just saying "we should period." would be too nonchalant, like maybe i wasn't interested, which i clearly was (see the aforementioned "thirsty"). so i texted back "we should no punctuation mark". now i just appear void of emotions and noncommittal (half true *regina george voice*). of course he has not texted me back. *foghorn*
- cried/nervously laughed when i saw tonks naked on "game of thrones". what would teddy say? (/nerd)
- went to kneehab without underwear on. (forgot. i don't know why i didn't just turn around and put some drawers on, i rode my bike there. *foghorn*) leg lifts was awkward.
- a spring league teammate took off his cleat and it made a *pffffffffht* sound, like a fart. i snickered out loud and whispered "fart" and then looked around to see if anyone else was laughing. (one other dude was laughing, and he was also checking to see if anyone else was laughing. where have you been my entire life, soulmate?)
- laughed out loud TOO hard at the library at a picture my cousin sent me via e-mail. RECKLESS. (cute?) white girl sitting across the table from me smiled politely but was probably gchatting her friends about my public ratchetness.
*foghorn*
somd.
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